BEWARE!
So uhm.
I am bored AF right now it is 1:15 a.m
So like 4:15 for you?
Anywhore.
So i decided to make a list of why your my best friend and caterpillar can suck hairy unicorn nards.
1.) You have sexy hair(:
2.) You have a baby named Hailee. Wewt rhymes.
3.) You got purrrdy eyes :P
4.) Your a gramps ;x
5.) You are sweetness ;3
6.) You have a 21 Inch penis XD
7.) You have the shizz tattoos
8.) Your funny like a monkey!
9.) You don’t think men giggle. But i will prove you wrong sir!
10.) URAQTPIE :D
11.) You sensitive *Cough Cough* I MEAN MANLY >.>
12.) Did i mention the 21 inch penis? >XD
13.) You don`t judge.
14.) You have a big heart
15.) Your the bees knees
16.) Your not afraid to be a pedobear and go to the zoo alone
17.) Cougars want you to have “Amazing Breakfasts” O_O Because you put the sex in sexy
18.) I don`t trust that vinegar helps sunburns.
19.) You say snazzy which is pretty snazzy
20.) You care for people
21.) Your a teddy bear. ;x
22.) You like legit music
23.) You don`t have proper grammar
24.) You don`t get pissed if i spell shit fucked up
25.) You a total nerd when it comes to sports
26.) Your not afraid to be YOU.
And well that’s all i can think of right now. Hope you liked my now almost two a.m boredness(:
Lots of love<3
Mara T
xoxo
